Top Ten Signs You Spend Waaaaaaaaaaaaay Too Much Time Online
10 – You find yourself wondering if “awesomesauce” goes on “amazeballs” or comes from “amazeballs.”
9 – You go to twitter to rubberneck ravelry, you go to ravelry to rubberneck youtube, and you go to gawker to rubberneck the rest of the world.
8 – You have a twitter account for one of your pets.
7 – You spend a chunk of your evening ironically blinging up your friend’s Flickr comments.
6 – You find yourself irritated by bad commenters as if they were crappy co-workers.
5 – You go out in the rain to get cupcakes because people keep talking about cake and cupcakes and posting photos and links and aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh, cupcakes…. You must have cupcakes!!!!
4 – Face-down Tuesday doesn’t faze you at all.
3 – You’re afraid to know your Flickr stats because you don’t want to confirm that people can look you up by googling “massive dork.”
2 – You prefer gchat over phone calls.
1 – You enjoy Rich’s recaps more than the actual shows. (1a – You talk with your friends about Rich as if you knew him in real life. 1b – You find yourself talking about people you like and specifying whether you know them in “real life” vs. “the internet.”)
So yeah, hope I can make it through the withdrawal. Here’s to our summer officially kicking off! See you folks soon. Happy birthday to Amy on Thursday!